BY
MATT SKINNER
The
tropical storms on Isla Nublar always kept John Hammond awake.
Tonight was no different. It was his first night back after a visit
to InGen's headquarters and the park was finally finished. He lay in
his penthouse suite that overlooked the park, staring at the small
balls of amber on the corners of his antique, 1840's French colonial
four poster bed. Outside, the wind and rain battered against the
small, intimate balcony and it's adjoining Azure double-glazed
sliding doors. The sound was thunderous. Almost as thunderous as the
actual thunder, which was really, really thunderous, probably about
half as thunderous again as the wind and rain - which is no mean feat
as the wind and rain battering against the Azure double-glazed
sliding doors was loud. Real loud.
Hammond was old. Real old.
Older than time some would say. The way the ends of the moustache on
his craggy, unkempt beard would hang over into his slimy, putrid,
almost-dead mouth and rub against his gut-churning small teeth
certainly helped that assessment. He felt it. Decades had passed
since his darling wife, Wanda, was taken from him by way of a bout of
malaria, brought on by a mosquito bite. He wanted her back - but
after years of botched cloning experiments, he knew it would never
work. "Besides", he thought to himself "I haven't had
an erection in 16 years and I'm rich enough to afford numerous chefs
and housemaids - so what use would she be?"
He painfully
rolled over to look at the time - 2:22am. "Gracious!" he
thought, knowing it would soon be time to greet the two
palaeontologista he had invited to the island. He needed to sleep
bad. Real bad. "Exercise!" he thought, and decided to
stretch his good leg. He walked to the Azure double glazed sliding
doors and looked out over his creation, illuminated by the flashes of
lightning scorching the night sky. "Better than ANY pussy"
he muttered cheerfully to himself.
Just as he was about to
turn away, the Marshall 150 watt oval PIR security floodlight Denis
Nedry had installed the previous evening blinked on. Hammond peered
into the abyss - all was still.
CRACK!
The
lightning flashed across the sky, lighting up the room, almost
blinding Hammond - as his eyes adjusted, he saw it there in front of
him. A majestic, mastadonic, Brachiosaurus head, inches away from the
glass. He was immediately rock hard. Hammond's heart was racing, he
hadn't felt this alive in years. He could feel the blood pumping to
organs not used in almost 2 decades. His throbbing member, once weak
and limp, now straining against the red plaid drop seat flannel
footed pyjamas he was wearing. There was something about the mighty
sauropod's long, muscular neck and bulbous, smooth head as it
strained to get closer, glistening in the night time rain that
excited John. He knew she was female, but that made it all the more
exciting.
The gigantic beast gazed at the bulge in Hammond's
PJs and licked her lips. "Look" whispered Hammond, "
How do you like that - a living biological attraction so astounding
that it'll capture the imagination of the entire planet!" he
laughed maniacally as the thunder crackled outside. He walked
seductively to the sliding door and unlocked it, then took a few
steps back. He looked into the monster's eye and winked "Come
and get it, big girl".
The Brachiosaur, slowly moved
towards the door and nuzzled it open. It continued to move towards
Hammond, who by now was quivering with excitement. He could feel the
beast's breath on his shrivelled balls - and he liked it. The
Brachiosaur extended it's huge, slimy tongue and gently unbuttoned
John's fly. As John's twitching shaft popped out, he gasped as the
cold air caught him by surprise. The Brachiosaur took a few seconds
to gaze upon John's hardon in the kind of amazement only cloned
vertebrate was able to express, then thrust forward, taking all of it
in deep.
John groaned as the Brachiosaur dominated his every
inch and only a few seconds passed before he erupted into the giant
cock with legs mouth. He collapsed into a heap as the dino looked
down on him. He gazed into her eyes lovingly for what seemed like an
age, stroking her long snout. He whispered gently 'Thank you' - the
beast looked back approvingly. Suddenly, John become more animated,
he had noticed something.
"W...Wanda?"
A
single tear dropped from the Dino's left eye.
"Wanda! My
love! It IS you!"
The cloning experiments HAD worked, she
was back - it didn't matter to John that she was now a 150ft tall and
90% Dinosaur DNA - he was no longer alone. Wanda gazed at him with
that look he remembered all so well from many years ago. It simply
said 'My turn'.
In one mighty movement, Wanda turned over onto
her enormous back and slowly spread her giant pod legs, arching her
mighty neck to give Hammond another cheeky look, flicking her head
back to beckon him towards her. John slowly got to his feet, limped
to the balcony and smiled. He paused for a moment and looked upon his
enormous cloned dino-wife and as the wind and rain battered his
craggy, haggard face, he took a deep breath in, licked his lips and
stepped into the night whispering "Welcome...to Jurassic Park".