GLEN PICKARD

Tim and Lex desperately scampered through the polished steel maze of Jurassic Park’s main kitchen, hurrying towards the far door as two Raptors bust through the entrance behind them, sending broken sections of the door lock scattering over the cold floor surface. Hearing this, the children opened the sliding door to the nearest unit, pushed aside the unused pots and pans and climbed in, nervously sliding the door closed behind them. Outside this temporary sanitary, the monsters staggered closer, heads weaving left and right, smelling, looking, hunting the child flesh they sensed was close!

The lead velociraptor was called Raaazerchakz, and he loved being a big scary monster! Along with his fellow raptor, Bill, they had roamed free through the island killing, raping, and eating (in random order) various humans and other dinosaurs, all of which had been terrific fun. Had been. Raaazerchakz was quickly becoming bored, frustrated with having to do all the work while Bill lingered behind and then helped himself once the prey was caught. He needed a new thrill, and looking at his colleague bent over, sniffing for the young meat, he realised what he wanted to do. He would live the ultimate thrill, perform the worse taboo, an abomination in the eyes of the dinosaurs gods. He would have sex with a member of his own species!

The thought alone was glorious, and a toothy grin spread across Raaazerchakz’s evil face, his snakelike eyes narrowed as he charged at Bill, entering him bone dry. The intertwined lizard lovers smashed into a nearby kitchen worktop, and Raaazerchakz started to go to work on Bill, who screeched his disapproval and started thrashing his tail wildly. Pots and pans clanged loudly as they were hurled off the half destroyed kitchen unit by the bumming beasts, flying silver tributes to their wrong love. Frantically pumping, Raaazerchakz used his right claw to hook into the tail, preventing it from knocking him. With his other claw, Raaazerchakz started to lightly puncture Bill’s back in various places, giving him a brutal backscuttler. This was something he had heard about back when he was in his pen, separated from a jumping escape by two layers of razor wire mesh netting, inter and outer. Testing the mesh for weaknesses, he had snagged his long neck and heard about the act whilst hoisted on the inter net. That inter net was a dangerous and scary place to be, but Raaazerchakz thanked the white bearded dinosaur god for it now!

Nearing his powerful, often lethal climax, Raaazerchakz suddenly stopped when he noticed that Bill had bent his back legs down and turned his head to look back, smiling! This rape had turned into sex! Disgusted, Raaazerchakz pulled out and staggered back, before dropping to a bent position and throwing up violently all over the shiny, confusing floor. And just as the bones and half eaten people parts had finished exiting his stomach, he was slammed into from behind by Bill, who entered him without permission and sent both raptors hurtling into a walk in refrigerator door. They hit with such impact that the door came off it’s hinges and skewered around Raaazerchakz, trapping his head and neck. Now the rape tables had turned! As Bill started performing his own horrid sex acts on his new partner, Raaazerchakz was left trapped, only able to see the reflection of his own face in the fridge’s inner glass panel, his torment mirrored back to him.